The Federation of South Draugar is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 384 million South Draugarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zetter. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped South Draugarian economy, worth 12.3 trillion drakmaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 32,091 drakmaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Draugar's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Draugar is ranked 77,228^th in the world and 100^th in Morpheus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.